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sarmar29
mrsmosby-wannabe

Y’all John Mulaney didn’t die in Infinity War J.J. Bittenbinder taught him better than that

nikadd

john mulaney when thanos arrives: you want this stone? go get it!

freckldbellamy

john mulaney when squidward comes to take him to titan: I aint going to no secondary location

bellamaeblaeke

John mulaney lying tummy up in wakanda, flailing his arms and legs: YOU’VE GOT TO THROW THEM OFF THEIR RHYTHM 

Source: mrsmosby-wannabe
sarmar29
emkaniff

yall: this celebrity did a bad thing

me: it be like that sometimes 

emkaniff

ok this post canceled due to recent events…I was talkin about some 26 year old pop star calling things “gay” in 2007 not a 50 year old hollywood producer who’s been actively pursuing 14 year old girls since 1976

carryonmyfallencas

a very important distinction. it’s one thing to fuck up, as all of us are apt to do, and it’s another thing entirely to be an abusive piece of shit with a history of sexual harassment.

Source: emkaniff